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JUST IN: Elon Musk's SpaceX projected to trade above $2 trillion valuation tomorrow.

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JUST IN: Coinbase now allows AI agents to trade crypto autonomously.

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JUST IN: 🇺🇸 CFTC Chair Mike Selig says "for too long, crypto markets have operated under uncertainty."

"We're not regulating by enforcement and opaque rules."

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JUST IN: 🇺🇸 $1.15 trillion added to the US stock market today.

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JUST IN: Sam Bankman-Fried loses bid to overturn fraud conviction and 25-year prison sentence, Reuters reports.

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JUST IN: 🇺🇸 Department of War releases third batch of UFO and potential alien life files.

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JUST IN: Elon Musk rings Nasdaq opening bell.

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BREAKING: Elon Musk's SpaceX $SPCX officially begins trading at $2 trillion market cap following IPO.

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JUST IN: SpaceX $SPCX flips TSMC $TSM to become the 6th largest company in the world following IPO.

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JUST IN: Elon Musk SpaceX $SPCX surges 27% following IPO, surpassing $2.2 trillion market cap.

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JUST IN: 🇺🇸 White House Official Patrick Witt says they're aiming to pass crypto Clarity Act by July 4th.

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SpaceX $SPCX beats Nvidia's record for largest stock market cap increase in a single day, adding over $350,000,000,000 after its IPO.

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JUST IN: 🇺🇸🇮🇷 President Trump says peace deal with Iran is scheduled to be signed tomorrow and the Strait of Hormuz will be "open to all."

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JUST IN: Michael Saylor hints at buying more Bitcoin.

"Still adding dots."

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