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No pain, no gain. Waiting for a transaction? Painful. Waiting for liquidity? Painful. Waiting for your McDonald’s order? Painful, but at least it’s faster.
Let’s go back to the basics — the longest queue ever was, and probably still is, The Queue. Just 12 months ago, Cheques launched a game where users waited in line to claim 100 TON. Over a year has passed. The wait continues.
Waiting for tokens? That’s OUR invention. Hope that’s clear.
Let’s go back to the basics — the longest queue ever was, and probably still is, The Queue. Just 12 months ago, Cheques launched a game where users waited in line to claim 100 TON. Over a year has passed. The wait continues.
Waiting for tokens? That’s OUR invention. Hope that’s clear.
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🚀 Multi-cheque for 100 TON (529.6$) with password
Inside cheque: 100 activation(s) for 1 TON (5.3$)
Inside cheque: 100 activation(s) for 1 TON (5.3$)
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Users with cryptocurrencies on networks outside The Open Network will automatically be flagged as foreign agents pending further investigation.
Carry on, and remember:
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You know, we've seen debates on Twitter about Solana vs. TON. Pathetic.
All those blockchain warriors always fight for the crown. "We will win, no, we will win. We are faster, no, we are faster." Who the hell cares? You're all just clowns in the clouds.
TON doesn't want to win. We are here to explore insanity, weirdness, and absurdity.
Want to be a winner? Sell everything and leave. Even if this ship is sinking, it will be a goddamn frickin' funniest failure in history.
🍆.
All those blockchain warriors always fight for the crown. "We will win, no, we will win. We are faster, no, we are faster." Who the hell cares? You're all just clowns in the clouds.
TON doesn't want to win. We are here to explore insanity, weirdness, and absurdity.
Want to be a winner? Sell everything and leave. Even if this ship is sinking, it will be a goddamn frickin' funniest failure in history.
🍆.
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Let’s be real: after coffee (and maybe a cigarette), the only thing we’re running to meet is porcelain throne.
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You didn’t ask, but we have two favorite music bands: Cigarettes After Sex and Mom After Coffee.
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btw our humour is superb
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We hyped it up, and yeah… we hyped it up dirty. Now it’s time to clean it up.
So, we’ve got this bot, Que, where we used to drop $QUE "tokens" just for being subscribed to the channel or drop them out through cheques. The plan was to turn it into a full-fledged bot for cheques. But, let’s be real, since mid-2024, it’s been collecting dust — mostly lying dormant since day one.
Over the next 24 hours, we’ll be refunding those who engaged with the bot. First, huge thanks to the brave souls and believers who supported it. Second, we admit it was pretty shady to leave the project on pause and keep holders in the dark.
If you bought QUE with your hard-earned TON, reach out to @qutequtie for a refund. Share your transaction details from the explorer and your account ID used for the purchase.
Originally, QUE wasn’t about this whole money game. Can you put a price on love? Friendship? Exactly. Same goes for QUE.
More updates is coming. This post is already too damn long.
So, we’ve got this bot, Que, where we used to drop $QUE "tokens" just for being subscribed to the channel or drop them out through cheques. The plan was to turn it into a full-fledged bot for cheques. But, let’s be real, since mid-2024, it’s been collecting dust — mostly lying dormant since day one.
Over the next 24 hours, we’ll be refunding those who engaged with the bot. First, huge thanks to the brave souls and believers who supported it. Second, we admit it was pretty shady to leave the project on pause and keep holders in the dark.
If you bought QUE with your hard-earned TON, reach out to @qutequtie for a refund. Share your transaction details from the explorer and your account ID used for the purchase.
IMPORTANT! Just to be clear: we will never DM you first or ask for your seed phrase or personal info. Stay safe out there.
Originally, QUE wasn’t about this whole money game. Can you put a price on love? Friendship? Exactly. Same goes for QUE.
More updates is coming. This post is already too damn long.
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If you bought QUE with your hard-earned TON, reach out to @qutequtie for a refund.
Only purchases made in t.me/quewalletbot are eligible. Please don’t mention projects unrelated to Cheques. 🤔
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If we’re starting fresh, here are three rules:
1. Don’t buy QUE.
2. Don’t buy NFT bonds.
3. DO NOT GIVE US MONEY.
For now. We’re fixing bugs, restoring stuff, and bringing back those warm, fuzzy memories.
upd: oh, and by the way, anything obtained through a bug will be rolled back, and you will be punished.
1. Don’t buy QUE.
2. Don’t buy NFT bonds.
3. DO NOT GIVE US MONEY.
For now. We’re fixing bugs, restoring stuff, and bringing back those warm, fuzzy memories.
upd: oh, and by the way, anything obtained through a bug will be rolled back, and you will be punished.
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🚀 Multi-cheque for 15554000 WOOF (3 963.2$) with password
Inside cheque: 2000 activation(s) for 7777 WOOF (2.0$)
Inside cheque: 2000 activation(s) for 7777 WOOF (2.0$)
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🚀 Multi-cheque for 15554000 WOOF (3 963.2$) with password Inside cheque: 2000 activation(s) for 7777 WOOF (2.0$)
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Alright, next round. To keep moving forward, we need to talk about what we’ve already been through — and what’s still ahead.
The "token" $QUE. Why the quotation marks? Because it’s not really a token. It’s a piece of our history, something we started before the manic rush of TON tokens launches. It was never minted, never farmed — it simply belonged to the people who actually used the Que bot.
And we’re carrying that history forward because QUE is, quite honestly, more fun than anything that dropped on-chain while we stayed silent. Why did we go quiet? Or rather, why did we do nothing? We wrote about it here.
It’s both hilarious and tragic — just as much as it is absurd — that people are still trying to abuse the Que bot to this day.
But, we still have NFT bonds.
Yesterday, some guy messaged: "I bought bonds. What do I do with them now??? Where’s my money?"
Me: "Let me buy some off you"
Him: "Nah, I’m holding"
After talking to users in the chats about refunds, I’m anxious they’ll take it as a command to start buying.
Welp. Guess doing nothing is no longer an option.
The "token" $QUE. Why the quotation marks? Because it’s not really a token. It’s a piece of our history, something we started before the manic rush of TON tokens launches. It was never minted, never farmed — it simply belonged to the people who actually used the Que bot.
And we’re carrying that history forward because QUE is, quite honestly, more fun than anything that dropped on-chain while we stayed silent. Why did we go quiet? Or rather, why did we do nothing? We wrote about it here.
It’s both hilarious and tragic — just as much as it is absurd — that people are still trying to abuse the Que bot to this day.
But, we still have NFT bonds.
Yesterday, some guy messaged: "I bought bonds. What do I do with them now??? Where’s my money?"
Me: "Let me buy some off you"
Him: "Nah, I’m holding"
After talking to users in the chats about refunds, I’m anxious they’ll take it as a command to start buying.
Welp. Guess doing nothing is no longer an option.
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Alright, next round. To keep moving forward, we need to talk about what we’ve already been through — and what’s still ahead. The "token" $QUE. Why the quotation marks? Because it’s not really a token. It’s a piece of our history, something we started before…
Missing mark: “40 min read”.
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Alright, next round. To keep moving forward, we need to talk about what we’ve already been through — and what’s still ahead. The "token" $QUE. Why the quotation marks? Because it’s not really a token. It’s a piece of our history, something we started before…
Another thing. Just 45 min read.
We tried to find any promise on this channel where we said QUE would ever be minted on-chain as a fungible token. And guess what? We found nothing. Not because we deleted posts — every single piece of cringe in this channel is still here, untouched.
The harshest lesson TON users have probably learned? The endless wait for a listing. Or worse — a project that launched "on TON" only to list its token on somewhere else.
This isn’t passing the buck. This is the reality we live with. And to avoid repeating the same mistakes — or making fresh ones of our own — we’re laying all the cards on the table.
QUE will never be listed.
It will never leave Telegram. It doesn’t exist on the blockchain, it won’t be sold to "insiders", there will be no bullshit pre-sales, no meme launchpads, no sketchy "mining" through some Telegram mini-app, and none of that other nonsense.
We’re taking QUE forward. We’re building around it. But we’re not dragging users into a meat grinder just to pump a green candle on listing day and leave nothing but blood on the timeframes. QUE deserves better.
Only fun, evolution, and a stronger community.
We tried to find any promise on this channel where we said QUE would ever be minted on-chain as a fungible token. And guess what? We found nothing. Not because we deleted posts — every single piece of cringe in this channel is still here, untouched.
The harshest lesson TON users have probably learned? The endless wait for a listing. Or worse — a project that launched "on TON" only to list its token on somewhere else.
This isn’t passing the buck. This is the reality we live with. And to avoid repeating the same mistakes — or making fresh ones of our own — we’re laying all the cards on the table.
QUE will never be listed.
It will never leave Telegram. It doesn’t exist on the blockchain, it won’t be sold to "insiders", there will be no bullshit pre-sales, no meme launchpads, no sketchy "mining" through some Telegram mini-app, and none of that other nonsense.
We’re taking QUE forward. We’re building around it. But we’re not dragging users into a meat grinder just to pump a green candle on listing day and leave nothing but blood on the timeframes. QUE deserves better.
Only fun, evolution, and a stronger community.
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