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We hyped it up, and yeah… we hyped it up dirty. Now it’s time to clean it up.

So, we’ve got this bot, Que, where we used to drop $QUE "tokens" just for being subscribed to the channel or drop them out through cheques. The plan was to turn it into a full-fledged bot for cheques. But, let’s be real, since mid-2024, it’s been collecting dust — mostly lying dormant since day one.

Over the next 24 hours, we’ll be refunding those who engaged with the bot. First, huge thanks to the brave souls and believers who supported it. Second, we admit it was pretty shady to leave the project on pause and keep holders in the dark.

If you bought QUE with your hard-earned TON, reach out to @qutequtie for a refund. Share your transaction details from the explorer and your account ID used for the purchase.

IMPORTANT! Just to be clear: we will never DM you first or ask for your seed phrase or personal info. Stay safe out there.

Originally, QUE wasn’t about this whole money game. Can you put a price on love? Friendship? Exactly. Same goes for QUE.

More updates is coming. This post is already too damn long.

If we’re starting fresh, here are three rules:

1. Don’t buy QUE.
2. Don’t buy NFT bonds.
3. DO NOT GIVE US MONEY.

For now. We’re fixing bugs, restoring stuff, and bringing back those warm, fuzzy memories.

upd: oh, and by the way, anything obtained through a bug will be rolled back, and you will be punished.

🚀 Multi-cheque for 15554000 WOOF (3 963.2$) with password

Inside cheque: 2000 activation(s) for 7777 WOOF (2.0$)

Alright, next round. To keep moving forward, we need to talk about what we’ve already been through — and what’s still ahead.

The "token" $QUE. Why the quotation marks? Because it’s not really a token. It’s a piece of our history, something we started before the manic rush of TON tokens launches. It was never minted, never farmed — it simply belonged to the people who actually used the Que bot.

And we’re carrying that history forward because QUE is, quite honestly, more fun than anything that dropped on-chain while we stayed silent. Why did we go quiet? Or rather, why did we do nothing? We wrote about it here.

It’s both hilarious and tragic — just as much as it is absurd — that people are still trying to abuse the Que bot to this day.

But, we still have NFT bonds.

Yesterday, some guy messaged: "I bought bonds. What do I do with them now??? Where’s my money?"
Me: "Let me buy some off you"
Him: "Nah, I’m holding"

After talking to users in the chats about refunds, I’m anxious they’ll take it as a command to start buying.

Welp. Guess doing nothing is no longer an option.

Missing mark: “40 min read”.

Another thing. Just 45 min read.

We tried to find any promise on this channel where we said QUE would ever be minted on-chain as a fungible token. And guess what? We found nothing. Not because we deleted posts — every single piece of cringe in this channel is still here, untouched.

The harshest lesson TON users have probably learned? The endless wait for a listing. Or worse — a project that launched "on TON" only to list its token on somewhere else.

This isn’t passing the buck. This is the reality we live with. And to avoid repeating the same mistakes — or making fresh ones of our own — we’re laying all the cards on the table.

QUE will never be listed.

It will never leave Telegram. It doesn’t exist on the blockchain, it won’t be sold to "insiders", there will be no bullshit pre-sales, no meme launchpads, no sketchy "mining" through some Telegram mini-app, and none of that other nonsense.

We’re taking QUE forward. We’re building around it. But we’re not dragging users into a meat grinder just to pump a green candle on listing day and leave nothing but blood on the timeframes. QUE deserves better.

Only fun, evolution, and a stronger community.

Telegram allows users to give gifts to channels. But we don’t need them. We already have the best gift of all—we have you.

Sadly, we can't mint you as NFT and sell. Maybe later.

🍆.

The second admin is asleep, so I can post whatever I want.

Forget the previous posts saying that $QUE will never be listed. Today, I had a call with Satoshi Nakamoto from the Bitcoin Blockchain. We’ve reached a strong agreement—$QUE will be listed on Bitcoin. Keep building, keep grinding, keep shitposting. All for you, folks. 🚀

🍆.

Update on Bitcoin: I’ve been scammed by Satoshi Nakamoto.

Lost all the Cheques money. Everything is gone. We are starting from the bottom, now we’re even lower.

$QUE still will never be listed. Really sorry.

🍆.

Remember Queue? That game where you literally just waited in the queue for 100 TON? Yeah, it’s been a whole year.

Since then, a bazillion projects have launched, rugged, and disappeared. But only one — the one and only Cheques — delivers again.

We kept a close eye on the players, and since we had no intention of milking them forever, we locked it at 16 players — no fresh meat allowed. But before that, things got even crazier when we introduced queue kicks — some went full gladiator mode, systematically knocking out those ahead just to climb higher.

Now, the wait is finally over. We pulled the last 16 survivors into a chat, made peace, and agreed to split the bag. (but we couldn’t drag all 16 into the chat — only 7 showed up)

Each of them gets 6.5 TON, because let’s be real — patience alone doesn’t always win the game.

If the comments were open, we’d be one step away from launching OnlyTON, drowning in endless congratulations and "link in bio".