Chests.

We wrapped up The Queue, told the story of QUE, cleaned up a few things, and are still working through bugs and improvements. Now, it’s time to talk about the Chests. (this is not a call to buy! Don’t you dare)

There are a lot of them. They were sent out for free to over 300k+ users. Some have already hit the secondary market. They’re not forgotten. And there’s more to say about their fate.

We built a whole game around them, and it was actually ready to launch months ago. But at the last moment, we decided not to go through with it. Some people barely remember they have a Chest, many haven’t even claimed theirs yet. Meanwhile, during the quiet phase, new ideas popped up on how and where these Chests could fit into the Cheques lore.

Their time will come. But for now, we keep moving forward — towards something bigger. 🙏

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While casually sipping his coffee, Sasha continues to secure victory after victory. Meanwhile, in the app he supports, people are playing pixel art straight from the heart, not for the money. They don’t even need templates anymore to know what to draw.

As a mark of our deepest respect, we’ve boosted his dick size by 10,000 cm. He doesn’t know it yet, but legends don’t need to.

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You ever witness a power shift in real-time and just… decide not to react? That was us on Saturday when The Cats Father took #1. Anyway, it’s Monday, so I guess we should finally say something. Congrats, I guess. 🌹

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p.s. better safe than sorry — tucked the extra sensitive stuff under Popcat.

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