While casually sipping his coffee, Sasha continues to secure victory after victory. Meanwhile, in the app he supports, people are playing pixel art straight from the heart, not for the money. They donβt even need templates anymore to know what to draw.
As a mark of our deepest respect, weβve boosted his dick size by 10,000 cm. He doesnβt know it yet, but legends donβt need to.
Let the record show who the real sigma is.
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To ensure we're understood correctly: this is a super-duper Telegram ranking β no tokens, no BS, period.
Weβll drop some fresh mechanics every once in a while so we can keep tabs on the real MVPs out there.
Oh, and shoutout to the lucky ones who still havenβt opened the app. Tap that eggplant and watch it, uhβ¦ π¦ @bigdicksizebot
Weβll drop some fresh mechanics every once in a while so we can keep tabs on the real MVPs out there.
Oh, and shoutout to the lucky ones who still havenβt opened the app. Tap that eggplant and watch it, uhβ¦ π¦ @bigdicksizebot
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You ever witness a power shift in real-time and justβ¦ decide not to react? That was us on Saturday when The Cats Father took #1. Anyway, itβs Monday, so I guess we should finally say something. Congrats, I guess. πΉ
And remember: always measure your dick. Everywhere. Every time. Every centimeter counts.
@bigdicksizebot
And remember: always measure your dick. Everywhere. Every time. Every centimeter counts.
@bigdicksizebot
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Subscribers who don't drop reactions on the posts wonβt see their dick grow.
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Just a friendly reminder: if you wanna compare dicks on Telegram without getting banned for your extra opinions, slide over to @bigdicksizebot.
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The new sticker search algorithms in Telegram are absolutely insane π€
p.s. better safe than sorry β tucked the extra sensitive stuff under Popcat.
p.s. better safe than sorry β tucked the extra sensitive stuff under Popcat.
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While this channel keeps growing downward, someoneβs dick just hit a newβ¦ ATH in @bigdicksizebot. π¬
Sasha (not the Sasha youβre thinking of β another Sasha, maybe even a different kind of Sasha) just made the biggest move yet. 1,200+ invites. A ridiculously meticulous grind!π
No backing from big bosses, no promised tokens, no handouts β just pure, primal competition.
This is exactly the kind of energy we signed up for.π
Sasha (not the Sasha youβre thinking of β another Sasha, maybe even a different kind of Sasha) just made the biggest move yet. 1,200+ invites. A ridiculously meticulous grind!
No backing from big bosses, no promised tokens, no handouts β just pure, primal competition.
This is exactly the kind of energy we signed up for.
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IF YOU DONβT START DROPPING REACTIONS PROPERLY, IβM GONNA START POSTING LIKE KANYE. TRUST ME, NOBODY WANTS THAT.
THIS IS THE SAME OLD, ALMOST RESPECTABLE CHEQUES β JUST WITH A LORE UPDATE.
THIS IS THE SAME OLD, ALMOST RESPECTABLE CHEQUES β JUST WITH A LORE UPDATE.
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YYYAAASSS. If we wanna punk together, we need comments here to talk about anything and everything, drop the best subscriber-made content, roast micro cheques worth 0.001 TON, and go full degen mode.
1,000 reactions by tomorrow β or youβre not real punks.
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1,000 reactions by tomorrow β or youβre not real punks.
GN.
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One month back in Telegram. We posted. We reached 250k+ views. We watched as non-premium users got force-fed the finest selection of casino scams, crypto gurus, financial schemes, and the occasional wallet drainer, etc. An endless stream of high-quality financial opportunities. All courtesy of Telegram Ads.
And for this immersive experience? We made a whopping21 $TON.
A month of content and engagement, right next to a selection of shady ads we never asked for. Truly, the Web3 creator economy at its peak.
And for this immersive experience? We made a whopping
A month of content and engagement, right next to a selection of shady ads we never asked for. Truly, the Web3 creator economy at its peak.
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Diane, 11:30 a.m., February 24th.
Entering the realm of Web2.
Thatβs right. Weβve slightly changed direction.
Web3 is still here, but now weβre building something that even those who havenβt survived 10 bear markets or farmed airdrops at dawn can understand.
β€οΈ Introducing Questions β predict the 2025 Oscars winners.
Movie buffs, cinephiles, and those with a sixth sense β test your intuition.
π There are rules β theyβre simple.
π° Thereβs a $1,000 prize pool β you can win a share of it.
β No gambling β so no one gets banned.
Calm analysis. Sharp predictions. No surprises. Like a damn fine cup of coffee in the morning.
β€οΈ Enter here: @quequestionsbot
Entering the realm of Web2.
Thatβs right. Weβve slightly changed direction.
Web3 is still here, but now weβre building something that even those who havenβt survived 10 bear markets or farmed airdrops at dawn can understand.
Movie buffs, cinephiles, and those with a sixth sense β test your intuition.
Calm analysis. Sharp predictions. No surprises. Like a damn fine cup of coffee in the morning.
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Important Announcement.
QUE Corp is officially will not steal you money, if you plan to drink coffee with our moms. Thatβs true freedom.
QUE Corp is officially will not steal you money, if you plan to drink coffee with our moms. Thatβs true freedom.
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Cheques
A couple mins with a dick and a roulette wheel in hand beats months of grinding for airdrops. Change my mind.
Actually, we shouldn't be saying this, we really shouldn't be saying this, we're not allowed to say this, but... we told you so.
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π Multi-cheque for 100 TON (335.4$) with password
Inside cheque: 100 activation(s) for 1 TON (3.4$)
Inside cheque: 100 activation(s) for 1 TON (3.4$)
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Guys, introduction post
Due to my long absence, you might have forgotten what I look like. π
Sorry for the blurry photo β my hands were shaking, itβs really nerve-wracking to come back. Show some love and support a beginner blogger with your reactions
Due to my long absence, you might have forgotten what I look like. π
Sorry for the blurry photo β my hands were shaking, itβs really nerve-wracking to come back. Show some love and support a beginner blogger with your reactions
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Cheques
π Multi-cheque for 100 TON (335.4$) with password Inside cheque: 100 activation(s) for 1 TON (3.4$)
Just like the good old days. A thousand bots flooded the channel, the comments are pure chaos, sensitive content and spam everywhere (I even misclicked on a referral link while trying to delete it), love, hate, and a whole collection of GIFs.
Youβve probably already heard β the market has entered a new phase. The money printer has been paused (if u know u know)
For now, check out the mini-app:
πΆ Questions πΆ
and weβll be back with the new drop in a couple of minutes (hours).
Feel free to suggest a format for the cheque distribution in the meantime & of course spread the love.
Youβve probably already heard β the market has entered a new phase. The money printer has been paused (if u know u know)
For now, check out the mini-app:
and weβll be back with the new drop in a couple of minutes (hours).
Feel free to suggest a format for the cheque distribution in the meantime & of course spread the love.
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Another win for Telegram Ads moderation
So, we decided to promote our mini-app through Telegram Ads. After waiting a solid 24 hours for approval or rejection, we finally got an answer β denied due to "gambling".
Questions is a simple app tied to the Oscars, maybe with big plans ahead. No deposits, no referral system to abuse (because there isnβt one). The only thing remotely connected to gambling? The word "predictions", which, letβs be honest, is about as risky as a fortune cookie.
Weβre not exactly surprised by the outcome β just saw a good chance to mention our mini-app.
So hop in, make your predictions, and maybe youβll win a share of the prize pool or a Mini-Oscar gifts. π
So, we decided to promote our mini-app through Telegram Ads. After waiting a solid 24 hours for approval or rejection, we finally got an answer β denied due to "gambling".
Questions is a simple app tied to the Oscars, maybe with big plans ahead. No deposits, no referral system to abuse (because there isnβt one). The only thing remotely connected to gambling? The word "predictions", which, letβs be honest, is about as risky as a fortune cookie.
Weβre not exactly surprised by the outcome β just saw a good chance to mention our mini-app.
So hop in, make your predictions, and maybe youβll win a share of the prize pool or a Mini-Oscar gifts. π
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Alright, we get it β you donβt give a f* about our work grind. So hereβs your hint for the next cheque password:
Itβs a film from one of the Oscar categories. Which one? Not telling. Youβll have to guess.
The password is the original English title of the movie.
And for the love of engagement, drop some reactions on the posts. We'll be showing investors later just how engaged our audience is. Donβt make us look like clowns.π€‘
Itβs a film from one of the Oscar categories. Which one? Not telling. Youβll have to guess.
The password is the original English title of the movie.
And for the love of engagement, drop some reactions on the posts. We'll be showing investors later just how engaged our audience is. Donβt make us look like clowns.
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