dude hand claimed some usernames and thought it was time to quit mcdonald’s

day in the life btw

bro is negotiating a lollipop

mfs relying on ChatGPT instead of their own brains now

bro thinks life is that easy

if you can’t beat them join them i guess

bro got caught red handed

handles.x.com

Looks like Twitter is dropping their own fragment.com

Happy new year!

guess it’s getting worse in 2026

day in the life

i said good usernames only

goated feature